Thursday, November 17, 2011

WE HAVE MOVED

Please follow the brothers Gambino at our new home: Smartwool

Rock,

DG + DG

Thursday, July 22, 2010

No Service


"Their prayers will not be answered. Connecting. . . . will flash impotently on the screen, but they will not connect. In the meantime, something “white nights” will be happening out there; the sun has set and yet it has not. With the animal safely in our stomachs, with single malts and beers before us, we can read or talk softly about what we’re reading, about the glory and sadness of finding ourselves this close to the middle of our existence (cue the Chekhov, cue the Roth) and as we do so the most important purchases we have ever made in our lives are snugly holstered in the pockets of our shorts, useless, as we commune in some ancient way, laughing and groaning, passing around lighted objects and containers of booze while thoroughly facebooking one another for real in the fading summer light."

-Gary Shteyngart, from Only Disconnect

Friday, June 11, 2010

Jews confirm existence of Jews, scientifically

A new study has confirmed that Jews are as genetically similar as they look and sound.

"The shared genetic elements suggest that members of any Jewish community are related to one another as closely as are fourth or fifth cousins in a large population, which is about 10 times higher than the relationship between two people chosen at random off the streets of New York City, Dr. Atzmon said."

A bit of a strange example: the chance that two people chosen randomly off the streets of New York would both be Jewish seems high.

Names of people who worked on this study:

Gil Atzmon
Lawrence H. Schiffman
Harry Ostrer
Aron Rodrigue
Doron M. Behar
Richard Villems
Shlomo Sands (seriously.)

Monday, May 17, 2010

Why we want children




credit: John

Sunday, May 16, 2010

How we are happy



Eaarth



Bill McKibben's new book Eaarth

"If you are, like McKibben, a grudging optimist who believes that human society can willfully transform into a better version of itself, you might be persuaded by his arguments, some of them new, others a little old hat. Arguments that a smaller, diversified agriculture could add stability to our compromised industrial food-production system. That “growth” as an economic model is inherently flawed and will no longer be viable. That an “uptick of neighboring” will spread the sharing and implementation of practical, Eaarth-friendly how-to-ism. That the Internet could alleviate the rural boredom so many of us dread when we contemplate chucking it all and going back to the land, as he argues we must."

The class side of the whole thing:

"But many of these proposed solutions inadvertently resemble the list of things Christian Lander lampooned in his 2008 best seller “Stuff White People Like”: “farmer’s markets,” “awareness,” “making you feel bad about not going outside,” “vegan/vegetarianism.” It’s not that these things aren’t important. But in the absence of some overarching authority, a kind of ecologically minded Lenin, they will remain hipster lifestyle choices rather than global game changers. Which I suppose in the end is part of McKibben’s point. Eaarth itself will be that ecological Lenin, a harsh environmental dictator that will force us to bend to new rules. The question is whether we will be smart enough to bend ourselves first."

Do we really need an oil spill to get a (crappy) energy bill on the floor of the senate?

So we fall in love with ghosts


"Sometimes Claire and I would come down the hill with the car lights turned off in complete blackness. Or we would climb from our bedroom window onto the skirt of the roof and lie flat on our backs on the large table-rock, still warm from the day, and talk and sing into the night. We counted out the seconds between meteor showers slipping horizontal across the heavens. When thunder shook the house and horse stalls, I’d see Claire in her bed, during the brief moments of lightning, sitting upright like a nervous hound, hardly breathing, crossing herself. There were days when she disappeared on her horse and I disappeared into a book. But we were still sharing everything then. The Nicasio bar, the Druid Hall, the Sebastiani movie theatre in Sonoma, whose screen was like the surface of the Petaluma reservoir, altering with every shift of light, the hundred or more redwings that always sat on the telephone wires and chirruped out loud before a storm. There was a purple flower in February called shooting star. There were the sticks of willow that Coop cut down and strapped onto my broken wrist before he drove me to the hospital. I was fourteen then. He was eighteen. Everything is biographical, Lucian Freud says. What we make, why it is made, how we draw a dog, who it is we are drawn to, why we cannot forget. Everything is collage, even genetics. There is the hidden presence of others in us, even those we have known briefly. We contain them for the rest of our lives, at every border that we cross."


- "Divisadero," Michael Ondaatje

Thursday, May 13, 2010

SB 1070


An inspiring article by Joel Olson on the situation in Arizona

Dos grandes



credit: Jaimeeeeeee

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Opus 40 or David Foster Wallace with a penchant for historical research


"He believed because an artist must believe as easily and deeply as a child cries. What's creation but self-enacted belief? - Now for a cautionary note from E. Mravinsky: Shostakovich's music is self-ironic, which to me implies insincerity. This masquerade imparts the spurious impression that Shostakovich is being emotional. In reality, his music conceals extremely deep lyric feelings which are carefully protected from the outside world. In other words, is Shostakovich emotional or not? Feelings conceal - feelings. Could it be that this languishing longing I hear in Opus 40 actually masks something else? But didn't he promise Elena that she was the one for him? And how can love be self-ironic? All right, I do remember the rocking-horse sequence, but isn't that self mockery simply self-abnegation, the old lover's trick? Elena believes in me, I know she does! How ticklishly wonderful! Even Glikman can see it, although perhaps I shouldn't have told Glikman, because...What can love be if not faith? We look into each other's faces and believe: Here's the one for me!"

- William Vollmann, "Europe Central" (92)

-his latest: "Kissing the Mask," a 528 page meditation on Noh Theater
- "The David Blaine of Literature?" A somewhat shortsighted but widely read and generally interesting critique at Lit Kicks
- non-fiction piece on Afghanistan
- If you want to know what he thinks about prostitutes (among other things)

ps. hi everyone! back in the us - back posting on this thing.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The world is built on this



"It is rational to believe propositions that structure our lives, even if they are not rational things to believe."

- G. A. Cohen, via Nozick

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Lighthead's Guide to the Galaxy


Ladies and gentlemen, ghosts and children of the state,
I am here because I could never get the hang of Time.
This hour, for example, would be like all the others
were it not for the rain falling through the roof.
I'd better not be too explicit. My night is careless
with itself, troublesome as a woman wearing no bra
in winter. I believe everything is a metaphor for sex.
Lovemaking mimics the act of departure, moonlight
drips from the leaves. You can spend your whole life
doing no more than preparing for life and thinking.
"Is this all there is?" Thus, I am here where poets come
to drink a dark strong poison with tiny shards of ice,
something to loosen my primate tongue and its syllables
of debris. I know all words come from preexisting words
and divide until our pronouncements develop selves.
The small dog barking at the darkness has something to say
about the way we live. I'd rather have what my daddy calls
"skrimp." He says "discrete" and means the street
just out of sight. Not what you see, but what you perceive:
that's poetry. Not the noise, but its rhythm; an arrangement
of derangements; I'll eat you to live: that's poetry.
I wish I glowed like a brown-skinned pregnant woman.
I wish I could weep the way my teacher did as he read us
Molly Bloom's soliloquy of yes. When I kiss my wife,
sometimes I taste her caution. But let's not talk about that.
Maybe Art's only purpose is to preserve the Self.
Sometimes I play a game in which my primitive craft fires
upon an alien ship whose intention is the destruction
of the earth. Other times I fall in love with a word
like somberness. Or moonlight juicing naked branches.
All species have a notion of emptiness, and yet
the flowers don't quit opening. I am carrying the whimper
you can hear when the mouth is collapsed, the wisdom
of monkeys. Ask a glass of water why it pities
the rain. Ask the lunatic yard dog why it tolerates the leash.
Brothers and sisters, when you spend your nights
out on a limb, there's a chance you'll fall in your sleep.

-Terrance Hayes

(Thanks, Michelle)

Friday, March 26, 2010

Ah Pook Is Here


A grotesque old favorite brought to my attention again by Colin.

Also, at approximately 70,000 views, a tribute to Danny's theory about the "sweet spot" of You Tube.

"Death needs time for what it kills to grow in..."